[[ Stickman & Stickbabe ]]

we're just two simple stickpeople who :-
met,
clicked,
hitched,
till death do us part...


[[ All I want in 2007... ]]

Seeing loved ones happy
Mission trips
Have a cute baby
Learn bridal makeup
Speak Camb/Viet
Pay off our housing loan!


[[ Leaving? ]]

~C-Cup : cupcakes from heaven... (perfect 4 parties)
~My Bali Photo Blog
~Melonbabe (my female sibling)
~Angelia (a kid i tutored, who grew up!)
~WZB (a woman with an expensive rock)
~Get Blobbed... (splish splash plop blobbe)
~My Primary School Classmate
~My pescatarian recipe blog
~Simplicity - making a difference in Kenya
~A visually delightful blog of a stranger
~Another visual treat...
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Monday, March 13, 2006
Stickman has this photo project from an oil company that he's rushing. So he's not sleeping tonight. I'm reluctant to sleep alone so I'm just sitting around.

Shall tell you one more story, then perhaps I'll complete a few more chapters on my assignment.

This time, it's a very good joke from Melonbabe, exaggerated by yours truly. Before you read this, you must know what's a muahchee. If you do not, please do not read any further. Shut down your computer and go to sleep.




Disclaimer : This joke's very funny, so sign here _______ to release me from any injuries or death resulting from having split your sides.




Warning : You may proceed only if you know what's a MUAH CHEE!




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Once upon a time, there lived MUAHCHEE BABY and MUAHCHEE MAMA. One day, MUAHCHEE MAMA asked MUAHHHCHEEEBABY to buy some groceries from the town's only mama shop. As it's MUAAAHHHCHEEBABY's maiden visit to town alone, it was frightened and didn't want to go.

However, MUAHCHEE MAMA was very encouraging. She said, "Baby! You must try new things. Get into the spirit of learning. It's okay to be afraid, but one should grief not the spirit of discovery!" She added further, "Baby! As long as you walk carefully along the side of the road, taking care not to kick against any pebbles or rocks, you'd be fine!"

MUAHHHCHEEE BAbY had no choice but to step out of the house. It looked down the only road that led to town. "It'sss nnnooot tthhhatt sccaarry..." Poor Muahcheeebaby tried to talk to itself positively. Step by step, it began a painfully slow journey down the road.

Although it was very careful, it could not help but kick against a rock along the road. The ROCK suddenly loomed before small MUAHCHEEBABY and hollered,"HOW DARE YOU KICK ME! HOW DARE YOU KICK ME! IF YOU KICK ME AGAIN, I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE OCEAN!"

Poor Muahcheebaby went screaming to its mother in tears.

MUAHCHEEMAMA calmed MUAAAHCCCHEEEBABY down with some marshmellows. "Don't cry, don't cry. It's alright. Failure is not an option, it's a necessity if one were to grow big and successful! You can do it! Be off now, and get me the groceries before sunset!"

Poor MUAHCCHHEEEBABY was shoved out of the house again. It seemed an impossible journey. But MUAAHHCCHEEEBABY was determined to try again.

Step by painful step, MUAAAHCHHEEBABY started down the only road to town. Suddenly, it kicked against the SAME rock again! The ROCK huffed and puffed! It loomed big before small MUAHCCCHEEBABY. It grabbed MUAHCCHEEEBABY by the collar and flung it far into the very depths of an ocean.


THE END. Hope you enjoyed the joke! It was sure funny! The best joke in the world. Hmm .. after this, I wonder if I've any other joke to beat this...


stickbabe [ 2:02 AM ]